Mr. Iason Miers (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} iasonmiers) wrote,@ 2019-02-02 17:06:00 |
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Break the rules so I don't care
So I keep doin' my own thing
Walkin' tall against the rain.
We gonna run this town tonight.
YOU CAN CALL ME CAESAR
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What is your name? My full name is Iason Matheau Miers. Don't even ask me how the hell to pronounce that, you'll just end up getting it wrong anyway. It's more entertaining for me if you just make up your own way and then let me ridicule you over your inaccurate knowledge of foreign pronunciation.
How old are you? I am exactly halfway through my life. Yes, I know I will live to exactly 90. This also means I have every right to do anything I want and call it my mid-life crisis. Oh, did you want a number? 45.
Where were you born and raised? I was born in a suburb of Boston and raised within the city herself, just south of Beacon Hill. We had a summer home out in The Hamptons that really sort of counted as an extension of that, but we traveled a lot during the summer as well. When I wasn't in Boston or The Hamptons, I spent a lot of time in Greece and France visiting family and generally being a kid.
Describe your family. Include parents, siblings, spouses and children if applicable. My family is fucking nuts. I'm not even kidding you. My father was a congressman and my grandfather was the governor of the state. Go figure that my brothers both ended up in politics. My mother's parents, Eion and Colette, came here from France, though my Grandfather was originally from Ireland. He worked in shipping, and while he started off working on the docks, he ended up not only building up a multi-million dollar company but also selling it off before his death. All of my grandparents are deceased, but my folks are still around. They're good people, I suppose. Hard, but good. My father was gone a lot when I was younger, the sort of gone that's gone even when he's around. He always had his head somewhere else, always at work. I guess all of us kids have that as well, seeing how I've caught Alex and Greg on their phone before when they're with their kids. My mother's a bit softer, or at least appears to be. She was a housewife when we were growing up, but that doesn't mean she sat around all day. When she wasn't working around the house, she was heading up the boards of charity or doing something else socially. Truthfully, I was probably more afraid of her growing up then I was of my father. She was the one that spanked us (with wooden spoons, nonetheless) but I can still remember being shocked the first time I heard her curse. She called me a bastard at age 14, mostly because I was being one. I remember being so shocked and hurt that I didn't do a single bad thing for a month. As for my siblings, I have three. My older brother is the mayor of Boston and is probably the quietest of us. He's smart, but don't let that fool you. He can still get business done when it needs to be done. My youngest brother, Greg, is probably the most cut-throat of us, but I'd like to think that's because of Alex and me. He's a Senator, and will probably end up being the most known out of all of us boys. We're all competitive. Lastly, there's my youngest sibling and only sister, Maria. She was a mistake, and while I think Mom and Dad went a little easier on her, she can be snarky at times. She's going to school, but will probably end up as a fashion model or an actress or something glamorous. She ought to be, the way she keeps trying to dress me. As for my own family? Well, I'm separated right now, so I don't know if I should count in Laura or not. She was my better half for quite some time, before she just got damn annoying. We have a son together, Sam. He's young yet, but has unfortunately picked up the family mouth. He's also picked up the family brain, and has already informed me that he's going to have a million dollars before he graduates high school. I wish him all the best of luck.
If married, how did you meet your spouse? I met my soon-to-be ex-wife in college. She used to be a brainy party girl, if that makes any sense. I don't think I'll ever know how she managed to keep a 3.5 and keep up with everything else she did. The first time we met was during a party Skull & Bones was hosting. She was dancing with me and then had to puke. I ended up holding her hair back the entire night instead of having sex with her like I planned. I guess it was for the best, because I gave her my coat to wear home and so I had to end up meeting her again. She was much better looking without her top hanging out of her shirt and vomit on her shoes.
What is your occupation? How did you come to choose this occupation? You mean other than being a BAMF? I'm an agent, which means I sit around all day nursing people's egos, making phone calls, reading scripts and taking over the world. It isn't for everyone, but I thrive on the pressure. As for how I came to choose it? Well, it was all dumb luck really. I never wanted anything to do with hollywood but I was working at a PR firm during my college years to make ends meet and I ended up doing such a good job with a client that the hired me on to their management team. One thing led to another and I ended up with a degree in finance but a job at CAA.
What are your hobbies and interests? Do they help define you as a person? If so, how and why? My hobbies are simple. I like working on cars. I like playing mindless video games (Halo, for example). I like smoking (cigarettes. Please don't mix me up with those college slackers known as pot heads) and I really like drinking. I have three guitars, but don't play them often. I like playing basketball, but I'm too short to be any sort of a threat, and I like playing rugby, but I'm too small to be a good forward and too slow to be a good back. I like working on things in general, but I don't think any of this defines me. I'm more defined as how I work than how I play, which I'm okay with.
Describe your religious affiliation or lack thereof. Technically, I'm Roman-Catholic. I go to mass every now and again, but the truth is I'm not the most religious person on the face of the planet. Actually, I'm more apathetic than anything, and would probably go atheist if I didn't think it would kill my mother. I don't know. I pray when I need something, I go to weddings and Christmas and Easter and christenings and communions. I take communion. I'm Catholic enough that I feel guilty about my divorce, but as I said I really don't take any of it too seriously.
Describe your political affiliation or lack thereof. I am a card-carrying republican. I know, I know, that makes me a bad guy, but it's in the blood. Just like being catholic, it's not so much a choice as it is something I was born with. I didn't vote this last election, because Obama struck me as too much hype and McCain just creeped me the fuck out.
What is your sexuality? Describe your first foray into this sexuality. I wish I could be trendy and say I was bisexual, but quite frankly, the idea of it makes me go soft. I'm heterosexual, and I think this question about your first foray is way too vague. I kissed Katie McDonald at recess in the 4th grade, and found it to be a bit gross. It was far too wet for my tastes, and reminded me a bit of the goodnight kisses my mother gave me. My first experience with sexuality in the base way was stealing Hustler magazines from my older brother. Greg and I would lay out the centerfolds and try and decided what we liked best about them and then flip through the magazines to get tips for sex we weren't having. When I finally did get to practice it, it was at age 15. I had gotten my first blowjob earlier in the year in the back of someone's car on a dare. When it came to the sex itself, I was at a party that one of the senior boys at school was hosting. We ended up doing it on his parent's bed and worrying for the next of the month if she was pregnant because I didn't use a condom. It was a shit move, but I was shit in bed back then, too. I'm glad I haven't gone on firsts, because I really would have been gay if I were going by those.
What are your sexual interests? Do you have any turn ons or turn offs? What aren't my sexual interests? I like all types of sex. I have my moments where I don't mind making love, but most of the time I'm down for the hard, dirty, sweaty stuff. Aside from actually going at it, though, I don't have many kinks. I have no desire to be bound and gagged, 2G1C and anything associated with it freaks me the fuck out. I don't really want to have sex with a naughty school girl. I like being dominant in bed, and I've been a part of exactly two threesomes, but really? I'll take what I get. I'm a fan of having sex with a fire in the room and getting roadhead. I like sex in public bathrooms, because why the hell not? I like my girls with curves. Ass and tits are a turn on. Long legs are a turn on. Girls that are comfortable naked are a turn on, too. Really, I don't have many turn OFFS.
Do you have kids? Do you want any? I have one kid, Sam. I have no desire to have any more kids. I don't really want Sam! Actually, I'm kidding. Really. I love Sam. I'm not kidding about more kids, though. I've done my duty with a puking, crying thing and staying up all night. I don't really like babies and I don't really like pregnant women. In fact, I've been thinking about getting snipped. I know people think it makes you less manly, but can we say one less reason to wear a condom?
Do you have pets? Do you want any? I had a cat, but I think Laura is taking it. Good riddance, too, that thing was fucking annoying. As soon as I get settled into my new place, I'm going to get a dog. It'll probably be a mutt from the pound and whatever it is...It will be badass.
Describe a single event from your life that has affected you greatly? This can be positive or negative. I wish I had something cool like falling in a lake or getting ran over by a truck, but about the most exciting thing in my life has been shooting off my little brother's finger and that didn't really affect me except for the fact that he didn't talk to me for a year or so. I think the most defining moment in my life was when I heard the words "Found guilty" come out of the mouth of the foreman of a jury. When I was 32, I was arrested for property damage, criminal menacing and attempted assult and battery. Really, it's all a fancy way of saying some asshole decided to cut me off in traffic and I happened to go at his car with putter. I never meant to actually hurt the guy, I just wanted to teach him a lesson, and honestly? I really thought I'd be able to get away with it up until the point where I was convicted. When the conviction did come, I couldn't decide if I wanted to pass out, cry, or puke or do all of the above. In the end, I just served my 16 months and got the hell out of there. I got into exactly one fight, had five stitches and was engrained with a huge desire never to go back. I was lucky, really. I've managed to still get jobs despite the fact that I have the felony charge in the area. You'd be amazed who will employ you when you have a good name and a head for business.
What were you like as a child? I was actually really quiet as a child. I didn't start speaking until I was almost three, and I really didn't speak much even after that. I was more likely to be sitting back and watching people than actually getting involved and while my brothers were out playing sports, I was fine with staying inside and reading. Really, I was fucking boring.
What were you like as a teenager? I was a complete jerk as a teenager. I was one of the cool kids at a rich, private school (Milton Academy), which meant I figured I was pretty much entitled to the world. I was arrested for my first DUI two months after my 16th birthday and had my license taken away but that didn't ever stop me from driving. I talked back to my parents, picked on Greg, slept around and pretty much raised hell. My grades suffered for a while, but I ended up pulling them up by paying someone else to do my missed homework for a while. I didn't grow out of that until well into my twenties. I blame that on still being a cool kid at a rich, private school (Yale).
Name a single article of media (be it song, book, poem, tv show or movie) that speaks to you personally and explain why it does so. What the fuck sort of person does media speak to? You want to know what sort of media speaks to me? Tomb Raider. Tomb Raider speaks to me, with its hot girl and its guns. I like to blow shit up, and more importantly, I like pretending I could probably take over the world. Other than that, I guess A Separate Peace is okay.
Do you consider yourself a good person? Why or why not? I do not consider myself a good person. I just don't think I am. I'm getting a divorce; I have a felony against my name. I'm an Agent. Do you really want any more proof than that?